Papal Interpretation of the Song "Hotel California" (Hell's Church)

My Brothers,

We exhort you all to the austerity and clarity that comes from penance. It is always interesting to observe how men cling to the arguments of reason and do not oppose evil more simply with the Holy Ghost. Reason is often a filthy cow that cannot look up to see the heavens, but only how to chew the blade of grass. As it is written of the Jew who has replaced God with reason "their backs are bent always", because their eyes are turned always toward the riches of the world, and thus they have forsaken the greatest treasure. But those who are elect believe in order to know. And now We unveil to you the mystery of iniquity in this wicked song known as "Hotel California", which is synonymous with "Hell's Church", first recorded by a group of men who sold themselves to Satan. It was recorded in 1976, seven years after the inauguration of the abomination of desolation.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

Brethren, the "Dark Desert Highway" is the highway of death and desolation. It is the highway of damnation. The confused and blind soul travels upon it, and he remains lost never finding Christ. This is the state of every modern man who has not submitted to the Pontiff Boniface X and the Church of Christ- the One Holy Catholic Roman and Apostolic Church. They have been blinded by the pomp of this wicked and apostate age. They have been deceived by AntiChrist Benedict XVI and the Vatican II sect. This man, this traveler in the world of the lost, proceeds down the dark highway to a destination that brings up visions of hell itself, for he thirsts for an oasis, a place where he may obtain spiritual sustenance. But on the way of his travels, he smells "colitas" rising up through the air. This is the wicked spirit of the serpent, or the spirit of intoxication which brings upon him a blindness. Thus he states "my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim". This reminds us of the words Our Lord Christ so often declared when he said: To you it has been given to know the secrets of the kingdom of God, but for others they are in parables, so that "seeing they may not see, and hearing they may not understand." (Luke 8:10). Satan was slowly making him unresponsive to spiritual truth, by imbibing him with all kinds of perversion and wickedness. God blinded him to the truth deliberately, because of his rebellion. Thus, his spiritual sight grew dim. His spiritual understanding was darkened and he lost sight of the Roman and Catholic Faith and the gospel of Jesus Christ. He had to "stop for the night", because now all of his spiritual faculties were completely blind, and he could no longer go further. He groped in the darkness that Our Lord warned about, where Our Lord said "there is weeping and gnashing of teeth". It is the "outer darkness" of the wicked, it is the eternal damnation spoken about in the holy gospels of God.

Behold, a "woman" stands in the doorway! Who is this woman?

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Brothers in the Faith, this woman claims to be the Church of the living God. It claims, apparently, to be the One Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church of Christ and Saint Peter, outside of which no man at all can be saved. But it is really the Whore of Apocalypse Chapter 17 who commits fornication with false doctrine. For he "heard the mission bell"! This is plainly a Church of some kind! And what was he doing? "I was thinking to myself… this could be heaven or this could be hell". This church is not the same Roman and Catholic Church that he had always known. Yes, it is night now. The darkness is thick. The truth is now very obscure. The Pale Horse of the Apocalypse had arrived and brought a plague of spiritual death. Many souls had died due to the Pale Horse and the Great Apostasy. Also, the Black Horse of the Apocalypse had already arrived and taken away all spiritual truth so that what was once so inexpensive and easy to obtain, was now extremely scarce and very hard to obtain, one had to sacrifice much labor to purchase it. The gospel had become obscure and very rare and expensive, like a precious pearl hidden in an oyster as Our Lord declared in a parable.

This "church"? What is it this strange beast of the Great Apostasy? Is it a church? Why this could be heaven or it could be hell. For it is such a friendly place. It seems so comforting. It seems so easily accessible. The "priest" is so friendly. He only speaks about happy things. To him, hell doesn't exist! He will happily tell you there is only heaven. So, why should this not be heaven? For hell no longer exists to these false prophets. Why, there is only light and love. God no longer judges sin. God does not care about justice in this "heaven". Rather, their god only is a god of love who has become devoid of other attributes.

But yet, it could be hell! For from whence has this strange doctrine come? How could it be that there were so many mighty and holy martyrs in ancient times- for what is now a carnival of abomination? Why did they sacrifice so much when it didn't matter, when now according to this new church all would make it to heaven? So, it could be heaven my friends, or it could be hell: this church so suspicious and so friendly at the same time.

There were voices down this corridor. What is the corridor but the echoing of the apostasy and fall from all truth….

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Welcome to Hell's Church! It is such a lovely place, and there is plenty of room here! Why? Because according to Hell's Church you can be saved in any religion whatsoever. It does not matter what you believe. It has rejected the basic creeds of the Catholic Faith. You no longer have to hold the Catholic faith to be saved. You no longer have to obey the moral law to be saved. You no longer have to do anything really, except to be happy. There is plenty of room here. Also, there is no pressing need to join Hell's Church. Why, you can stay outside of the Roman Catholic Church as long as you desire declares the chanting of this new "church". It doesn't matter if you stay in your false religion, join us now or later or whenever, because apparently God has changed, and now you can be saved in any religion whatsoever. Just as AntiChrist John Paul II so often promoted, and all of the other apostate antipopes. Just as Vatican II, the new council of this great apostasy declared, when it said that "Hindus fly to God with love and trust" (Nostrae Aetate), and again stated in the same document that Buddhism is a path to the "supreme illumination". This is the new Hell's Church! Come and join whensoever you wish.

What a lovely face my friends, and what a lovely place, for everything is so nice, this place that "could be heaven or could be hell".

At this point, the one listening may play the standard recording backwards. If he does this, he will hear the distinct sound "yeah satan had us organize and make his own religion, yeah it's an evil relationship!" You may listen to it here: http://www.reversespeech.com/rev/religion.Mp3

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

Oh my brothers, her mind is "tiffany-twisted". We think here of that warning from Our Predecessor Saint Peter where it was stated "the unlearned and unstable wrest the scripture, and twist it to their own destruction". My brothers, we warn you now, in the Vatican II sect you will have only a place where scripture is wrested and twisted unto its own destruction.

My brothers, do you think it is coincidence that We, the final Pontiff of all ages, have come to the proper understanding of this wicked song, except that God would have shown us the truth, so that We could impart it to you and that you could come back and enter the Ark of Noah, outside of which no man at all can be saved? What wicked and seared man can listen to Our interpretation of this song, and listen to the song played from back to front, and not realize that God is now using Us to reveal Himself to you, through the very mockery of the evil one, because not even satan himself can fail to be an instrument of the most high God?

And continuing in the interpretation- "she got the Mercedes benz". My brothers, the Vatican II sect seems to have it all. It has wealth abundant. It has fancy churches. It seems to have all of the pomp and circumstance of this world. But was it not stolen from Our Predecessors? Is she not the great thief that took the beauty of Christ's Church, and has made it into a cheap symbol of her status, so that it no longer glorifies God but attempts to glorify her own abominations?

And now look, she has "pretty pretty boys" that she calls friends. These are the perverse, sodomite, and pederastic "priests" that hate the living God. The Vatican II sect is filled with these. These are the "priests" that have joined simply to be part of the "pretty boy" machine. Their ordinations are also invalid, because the rite of ordination and the form of ordination was changed from what Christ commanded by AntiChrist Paul VI. These are the perverse founts of darkness and iniquity, and the molesters of young boys. This is one of the signs of the Great Apostasy, to have invalid criminal "priests" molesting young children upon the very altars of God. One can think of no greater perversion in all of time and history than this.

And then the Apostate sons of Vatican II are dancing in the courtyard! They are beginning now to celebrate the mass and the liturgy. The liturgy is a celebration and a song. The apostate members of the Vatican II sect do not merely celebrate with song, but they introduce the fleshly abomination of apostate dancing. This dancing is nothing more than the celebration of the Novus Ordo Missae, which is the New Mass of the Evil One. NOTICE! "Some dance to remember" and "some dance to forget". My friends, some celebrate the novus ordo missae in a very traditional manner. They "dance to remember" what it was like before Vatican II and the Great Apostasy. But this traditional celebration will not save them from damnation. They will not escape the hell that is Hotel California. For "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" (as we will discover later). Once they die in Hotel California, there is no way to leave, even if they danced to remember and danced the Novus Ordo Missae, or the New 1969 Mass of Paul IV, in a very traditional way. It does not matter that the New Mass is celebrated in the original Latin, it will not suffice to make the consecration valid, because the priests themselves are invalid, and even the Latin version of the Novus Ordo Missae has changed the words that the "priest" declares over the wine.

Those that "dance to forget" are of course the especially insane ones that celebrate the New Mass in the most crass English and vernacular possible, and also add clowns, guitars, rock music, and other insidious heaps of trash upon what is already the abomination of desolation. As if it was not already abominable enough. They often do not even use a proper chalice for the wine, and crumble up the bread in their hands before they eat of it (and they think it is the body of Christ- and in those rare instances where it might be because the priest is a valid priest ordained before 1970, by doing this they only bring a great great curse upon their horrible heads).

My brothers, who ever has told you the mystery of this song but Us? Why then do you still doubt We are the final Pontiff, to whom God has given this spiritual vision, and who fulfills many prophecies? Not as if We can boast about this in our own power. How many times We have abandoned the Lord every time we attempted to rely upon our own power. How many times! Therefore there is no boasting. Rather, the Lord reveals Himself to you through Us, for His magnification.

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

My brothers! As if Satan could not make himself more clear! While some are "dancing to remember" in the new liturgy of the abomination, and some are "dancing to forget", the captain (for he is no longer a priest, but rather merely a captain of a damned host), is called up by the laity. Now notice, the authority of the captain is no longer derived from God as it is in the true Roman Catholic Church, where the authority of the priest comes from God, which then descends upon the laity. No, the authority of this false captain my friends is from the laity! The laity demand from the captain that he bring them "their wine". Then the captain says, and sings in a dirge "oh yes but we have not had that spirit here since 1969!"

Of course my brothers, this is the very year that the new mass (the Novus Ordo Missae) was instituted by AntiChrist Paul VI. This new mass removed the most holy and mighty of the prayers of the original Latin Mass (the Tridentine Rite). This Mass had, with only a few minor alterations and sanctified developments, been the same Mass celebrated since the very age of the Apostles. Even more important, this New Mass, celebrated in the vernacular, changed the words of consecration for the wine. The words of consecration are the "form" of the sacrament of the eucharist (the body and blood of Christ). By changing the words of the form of the sacrament, the sacrament was no longer effected.

All these sacraments are made up of three elements: namely, things as the matter, words as the form, and the person of the minister who confers the sacrament with the intention of doing what the church does. If any of these is lacking, the sacrament is not effected….The third is the sacrament of the eucharist. Its matter is wheat bread and wine from the vine, to which a very little water is added before the consecration. Water is added thus because it is believed, in accordance with the testimony of holy fathers and doctors of the church manifested long ago in disputation, that the Lord himself instituted this sacrament in wine mixed with water, and because it befits the representation of the Lord's passion. For the blessed pope Alexander, fifth after blessed Peter, says: "In the oblations of the sacraments which are offered to the Lord within the solemnities of masses, only bread and wine mixed with water are to be offered in sacrifice. There should not be offered in the chalice of the Lord either wine only or water only but both mixed together, because both blood and water are said to have flowed from Christ's side'; also because it is fitting to signify the effect of this sacrament, which is the union of the Christian people with Christ. For, water signifies the people according to those words of the Apocalypse: many waters, many peoples. And Pope Julius, second after blessed Silvester, said: The chalice of the Lord, by a precept of the canons, should be offered mixed of wine and water, because we see that the people is understood in the water and the blood of Christ is manifested in the wine; hence when wine and water are mingled in the chalice, the people are made one with Christ and the mass of the faithful are linked and joined together with him in whom they believe. Since, therefore, both the holy Roman church taught by the most blessed apostles Peter and Paul and the other churches of Latins and Greeks, in which the lights of all sanctity and doctrine have shone brightly, have behaved in this way from the very beginning of the growing church and still do so, it seems very unfitting that any other region should differ from this universal and reasonable observance. We decree, therefore, that the Armenians should conform themselves with the whole Christian world and that their priests shall mix a little water with the wine in the oblation of the chalice, as has been said. The form of this sacrament are the words of the Saviour with which he effected this sacrament. A priest speaking in the person of Christ effects this sacrament. For, in virtue of those words [of the Saviour Himself], the substance of bread is changed into the body of Christ and the substance of wine into his blood. In such wise, however, that the whole Christ is contained both under the form of bread and under the form of wine, under any part of the consecrated host as well as after division of the consecrated wine, there is the whole Christ. The effect of this sacrament, which is produced in the soul of one who receives it worthily, is the union of him or her with Christ. Since by grace a person is incorporated in Christ and is united with his members, the consequence is that grace is increased by this sacrament in those who receive it worthily, and that every effect that material food and drink produce for corporal life — sustaining, increasing, repairing and delighting — this sacrament works for spiritual life. For in it, as Pope Urban said, we recall the gracious memory of our Saviour, we are withdrawn from evil, we are strengthened in good and we receive an increase of virtues and graces. (the approved Council of Florence, 1443, ex cathedra and infallible)

Without the words of Christ, transubstantiation could take place. The original words of the consecration of the wine in the true Latin Sacrifice of the Mass are:

HOC EST ENIM CORPUS MEUM, and HIC EST ENIM CALIX SANGUINIS MEI, NOVI ET AETERNI TESTAMENTI: MYSTERIUM FIDEI: QUI PRO VOBIS ET PRO MULTIS EFFUNDETUR IN REMISSIONEM PECCATORUM

[Translation: Consecration of the bread: “For this is My Body.” Consecration of the wine: “For this is the Chalice of my Blood, of the new and eternal testament: the mystery of faith: which shall be shed for you and for many unto the remission of sins.]

Our Predecessor Pius V in the Papal Document of 1570 De Defectibus ("Regarding Defects") declared concerning the words of consecration of the wine in the liturgy:

Defects on the part of the form may arise if anything is missing from the complete wording required for the act of consecrating. Now the words of the Consecration, which are the form of this Sacrament, are:

HOC EST ENIM CORPUS MEUM, and HIC EST ENIM CALIX SANGUINIS MEI, NOVI ET AETERNI TESTAMENTI: MYSTERIUM FIDEI: QUI PRO VOBIS ET PRO MULTIS EFFUNDETUR IN REMISSIONEM PECCATORUM

If the priest were to shorten or change the form of the consecration of the Body and the Blood, so that in the change of wording the words did not mean the same thing, he would not be achieving a valid Sacrament. If, on the other hand, he were to add or take away anything which did not change the meaning, the Sacrament would be valid, but he would be committing a grave sin.”

Thus, according to Our Predecessor, and also the dogmas of Florence and Trent, not even the Roman Pontiff has the authority to alter the words of consecration. To do this, and to change the tradition of the Apostles, would cause there to be no sacrament at all. It would destroy the sacrifice of the Mass, and create the abomination of desolation (the end of the continual sacrifice).

Council of Trent on Sacraments in general:

CANON XIII.-If any one saith, that the received and approved rites of the Catholic Church, wont to be used in the solemn administration of the sacraments, may be contemned, or without sin be omitted at pleasure by the ministers, or be changed by any pastor of the churches, into other new ones; let him be anathema.

In the letter, "Super quibusdam" (September 29, 1351), Our Predecessor Clement VI taught:

"The Roman Pontiff regarding the administration of the sacraments of the Church, can tolerate and even permit different rites of the Church of Christ, always without violating those which pertain to the integrity and necessary part of the sacraments".

Our Predecessor Pius X went further, stating that even the Popes themselves (with the entire Church) are bound by the forms of the sacraments which the Church was given by Christ and the Apostles:

Pope St. Pius X in the letter Ex quo non (Dec. 26, 1910); "It is well known that to the Church there belongs no right whatsoever to innovate anything touching on the substance of the Sacraments".

And finally, on Nov. 30, 1947, Our Predecessor Pius XII issued the Apostolic Constitution Sacramentum Ordinis clarified the same principle of the Council of Trent when he stated:

"the seven sacraments of the new law have all been instituted by Jesus Christ Our Lord, and the Church has no power over the ‘substance of the sacraments’, that is over the things which, as the sources of revelation witness, Christ the Lord Himself decreed to be preserved in a sacramental sign."

You poor deceived people! Welcome to the ultimate celebration of Hell's Church declares the singer of the dirge! The new mass was introduced to the entire false church in 1969. By that time Vatican II had already ended in 1965. The Great Apostasy and the false doctrine had already been forced upon what were once the faithful. The faithful, being spiritually stupefied and blinded, did not see what was happening and allowed themselves to be deceived. Therefore, any who were in the faith in 1958 had already fallen. They already fell when they embraced the apostate AntiChrist John XXIII as their leader in 1958. They were once the truth and the light, but now they were only darkness.

AntiChrist Paul VI promulgated the revised rite of the new "mass" (the abomination of desolation) in his document Missale Romanum on April 3, 1969. Hence, "we have not had that spirit here since 1969." This means that they neither had the true Blood of Christ, since the form of the sacrament was now wrong; nor did they have the Holy Spirit of God. This was the pinnacle of the apostasy. This was the height of the crassness of the devil. This was the announcement of the end of the world and the final age of darkness. The false form and words of consecration of this new abomination were changed. "Mystery of faith" was excluded completely from the form. Also, the words "pro multis" ("for many") were changed into "for all".

No man, not even the Pontiff of the Church, has the right to change the substance of the sacrament, or alter the words of the Saviour Jesus Christ. For it is only in virtue of the words of the Saviour Himself that the sacrament of the eucharist can even be effected!

My brothers, find one place, or find a single person, who has understood this wicked song of the Eagles so perfectly as We have. There is not one. Perhaps even this wicked band of wretches themselves have no idea what it was they were singing. Being the idiotic slaves of Beelzebub, having already sold their souls unto the devil, they were singing his dirges and realized it not.

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Mirrors are on the ceiling. There is no pathway to heaven here brethren. Nothing in this new mass reminds you of heaven. It only stares back at you. This new "mass" is a celebration not of Our Lord Jesus Christ, but of yourself. It is a celebration of man and man only. It does not look to God, but only stares back at man.

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device. My brothers, God only gave the world what they wanted, what they were clamoring for. For well over a century before Vatican II, men were constantly clamoring for wicked reforms in the Church of God. Our Predecessor Gregory XVI with the sternest rebukes had to put down that wicked error that "a man can be saved in any religion, as long as morality is maintained". Such a wicked doctrine spread far and wide everywhere, and so men wanted a religion that was devoid of all sacrifice and all faith. God gave them what they wanted, the celebration of their own lusts unto their own damnation.

They stab it with their steely knives? They can't kill this beast, because it is the devil. This is not the eucharist my brothers. This is not the love feast of Jesus Christ. This is not the Eternal Mass. This is not the Latin Mass of all ages, since the ancient Church. This phrase also brings to mind the phrase of the Apostle Paul, who stated that we must be instruments of the righteousness of God. For we do nothing in our own power brothers. But only in the power of God. Thus we are not saved by our own works, but the works that Christ effects in us as His instruments of righteousness, as His implements and tools of sanctification. The true Mass of Christ is intended to confer incredible grace upon us to live holy and upright lives. But the New "Mass" of Satan, the abomination of desolation, makes you into instruments and knives of death, to bring destruction upon all things.

For the Apostle declared regarding the instruments of righteousness: Do not present your members to sin as instruments for unrighteousness, but present yourselves to God as those who have been brought from death to life, and your members to God as instruments for righteousness. (Romans 6:13). For before brothers you were slaves to that which held you captive, such that you did things of which you are now ashamed. But by the grace of Christ, God lifted you up and made you to be His instruments of righteousness.

As the dirge of darkness indicates, the beast cannot die because the beast is Satan. He can only burn eternally in hellfire forever. The wicked will be there with him, to be tormented by both Satan and the fires, forever.

Now the real face of Hell's Church has arrived:

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

It is too late, the false mass turned on him. They tried to kill the beast, but wait they could not. Because the beast now will always be there with them. This recollection of the souls in hell writhing around the beast brings to mind the vision in the Apocalypse when the faithful of God are surrounding the Lamb in heaven. This, of course, is the opposing scene to what this song depicts. The saints are constantly praising the Lamb and He is there with them always, unloosing the judgments on the earth. The Lamb is there to guide the multitude of the white robed ones into the life giving waters of eternal salvation:

And between the throne and the four living creatures and among the elders I sawa Lamb standing, as though it had been slain, with seven horns and withseven eyes, which arethe seven spirits of God sent out into all the earth. And he went and took the scroll from the right hand of him who was seated on the throne. And when he had taken the scroll, the four living creatures and the twenty-four eldersfell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, andgolden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints. And they sanga new song. (Apocalypse 5:6-9).

But in Hell's Church, it is not a lamb that is the center of their feast. This is not the eucharist my brothers. It is the beast. The singer of this song now realizes that he has woken up in eternal damnation, where he must always dwell with the beast forever and ever, to be tormented.

My brothers, you see that We are given the spirit of the understanding of prophecy, to reveal to you the things that are past and the things that are to come, according to the wisdom of the living God. Unless you join with Pope Boniface X, and come out of the Vatican II sect, and the false church which claims to be Catholic but which is the church of hell, and come into the true Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church of the original mass and the original faith, you will all end up with this beast in hell.

How many stupid and idiotic people have listened to this song, and never understood its meaning! Now, thanks be to God, you know, and thanks be to God, He told Us, who were not worthy to receive His wisdom.

If you wish to convert and to join with the true Pontiff, you must send a letter directly to the Apostolic See to be added to the register, and have your excommunication lifted.

Pope Boniface X

DELIVERED this 2nd day of April, 2011.